Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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