He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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