so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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