Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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