It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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