last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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