Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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