but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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