I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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