Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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