Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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