If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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