The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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