Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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