You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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