listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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