How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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