: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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