please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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