My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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