last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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