That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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