Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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