Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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