Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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