dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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