butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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