i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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