She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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