Im at strip club and am horny
babies were throwing up all over the place
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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