oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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