So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
