I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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