dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
where are my eyebrows?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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