Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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