ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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