i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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