we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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