Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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