how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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