I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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