So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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