Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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