so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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