i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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