all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
