you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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