I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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