She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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