You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
The ass gains better be worth it
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