Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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