are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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