So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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