some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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