I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
zippers are such a cool invention
can u get pink eye on your cock?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all