this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
