You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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