This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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